iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

(Source: onegleeheart)

aviculor:

Ain’t got a care in world,

but got plenty of beer.

Ain’t got no money in my pocket,

Ｂ　Ｕ　Ｔ　　Ｉ　’　Ｍ　　Ａ　Ｌ　Ｒ　Ｅ　Ａ　Ｄ　Ｙ　　Ｈ　Ｅ　Ｒ　Ｅ.

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

captviridian:

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK

(Source: elsen-butt)

cecil-redacted:

cjlatimore:

#MindFuck lhh #longlivelaughter

so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL

nightbagel:

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

MY LIFE STORY

racetowardthesun:

casfeathers:

mixgoldenphoenix:

gracelesscas:

i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas

“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”

“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”

I READ IT IN THE VOICE I READ IT IN THE VOICE

opaphir:

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Yeah. In this I love her even more.

Speedpaint I guess…)

(Source: bloggingwithwhitekids)